The Web Of Lies

Title: Turnbull, A Symphony of Destruction
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: AusPolitics
Starring: Joe Hockey (Liberal Party), Christopher Pyne (Liberal Party), Malcolm Turnbull (Liberal Party), Tony Abbott (Liberal Party, Kevin Rudd (Labor Party)
Pairings: Turnbull/Pyne, Turnbull/Hockey, Abbott/Pyne, Hockey/Pyne, Rudd/Pyne
Word Count: 1,714
Prompt: 010 – To The Hilt (kink table) for citrus_taste (Table)
Warnings: cocksucking, sex, implied rough sex
Rating: FRM
Disclaimer: Not true in any way, shape or form.
Author’s Notes: Started as a Rudd/Pyne bunneh before coming to embrace the current clusterfuck that is the Liberal Party of Australia at the moment.
Summary: Christopher Pyne watches his party disintegrate and wonders what price loyalty? when everyone’s fighting amongst themselves.

( Turnbull, A Symphony of Destruction )

Title: Pining For You
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: Australian Politics RPS
Starring: Tony Abbott, Christopher Pyne, Malcolm Turnbull
Pairings: Abbott/Pyne, Abbott/Turnbull, Turnbull/Pyne
Word Count: 966
Prompt: 041 – BDSM for citrus_taste (table)
Warnings: D/s themes, oral sex, anal sex, drag/cross-dressing
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: Not true in any way, shape or form.
Author’s Notes: Rhys Muldoon is a Very Bad Influence and should not tweet Question Tiem in such a slashy manner. XD
Summary: Taken in by Turnbull and Abbott, mincing poodle dandy Pyne is rather eager to please.

( Pining For You )

Title: Idle Lover
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: The Chaser RPS
Starring: Andrew Hansen, Chris Taylor, Craig Reucassel
Pairings: Andrew/Chris, Chris/others, Craig/some random chick
Word Count: 4,321
Prompt: 027 – Orgasm Denial for citrus_taste (table)
Warnings: BDSM themes, consensual BDSM play, whipping, sex, cross-dressing, pathetic!Cris
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: Not true in any way, shape or form.
Author’s Notes: After reading too much Gibbs/DiNozzo NCIS kink fic recently, I’ve come to the conclusion that Chris is a much more pathetic version of Tony, but without the fashion sense and the daddy issues. Well, most of the daddy issues. XD
Summary: Pathetic Chris is pathetic and in need of someone to handle him as he hooks up with random guys as he looks for the punishment he thinks he needs, while he spends his days pining after Andrew.

( Idle Lover )

Title: Sunrise, A Meditation
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: The Chaser RPS!AU
Starring: Andrew Hansen, girl!Craig Reucassel
Pairings: Andrew/others, girl!Craig/others, girl!Craig/Andrew
Word Count: 2,000
Prompt: 028 – Anonymous for citrus_taste (table)
Warnings: drug use, sexual references, implied violence
Rating: FRM
Disclaimer: Not true in any way, shape or form.
Author’s Notes: IDEK. For some reason, prostitute!Andrew always has to smoke (weed). Also, this is a sans-fame AU, where they just go on to regular jobs after uni. Also, Craig, for once, didn’t insist on feminine pronouns. Go figure. :/
Summary: Different paths led Andrew and Craig to sex work on the streets of Brisvegas, but the past doesn’t matter when all that matters is living in the moment. Set 2009.

( Sunrise, A Meditation )

Title: Starlight, A Meditation
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: Electric Light Orchestra RPS
Starring: Jeff Lynne, Bev Bevan, Roy Wood
Pairings: Jeff/Bev, Jeff/Bev/Roy
Word Count: 500
Prompt: 047 – In Public for citrus_taste (table); ‘starlight’ for dailyprompt@dw
Warnings: er, kissing?
Rating: FRM
Disclaimer: Not true in any way, shape or form.
Author’s Notes: …I could not resist the grus pun. Srsly. XD Though I suspect that'll just be my little in-joke.
Summary: Five little drabbles revolving around Jeff, Bev, and the stars, and trying not to maul each other in public. 2nd person; Bev’s POV.

( Starlight, A Meditation )

Title: As The World Turneth Round…
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: Electric Light Orchestra … FPS? IDK
Starring: Jeff Lynne, Mr Blue Sky, Mr Night
Pairings: Jeff Lynne/Mr Blue Sky, Mr Blue Sky/Mr Night
Word Count: 1,096
Warnings: CRACK. Also, smut. XD
Rating: FRM
Disclaimer: Not true in any way, shape or form.
Author’s Notes: This is for the anon who posted secret 120 from fandomsecrets post #986. I hope this brightens your day. Or something. Rule 34 FTW. XD
Summary: Jeff and his relationship with Mr Blue Sky, and Mr Blue Sky’s adoration for Mr Night.

( As The World Turneth Round... )

Title: Don’t Walk Away, Don’t Say Goodbye
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: Electric Light Orchestra RPS
Starring: Jeff Lynne, Bev Bevan
Pairings: Jeff/Bev, implied Jeff/George Harrison
Word Count: 828
Prompts: 001 Comfort Sex (kink table) (table); 024 My Fairytale (Lime Table) for citrus_taste // ‘pointless’ from dailyprompt
Warnings: ANGST. And sex.
Rating: FRM
Disclaimer: Not true in any way, shape or form.
Author’s Notes: Set early 1988. Also, I feel I have done far too much research for what is essentially an angsty one-shot. Especially when I have a politics essay to write that I could be channelling my energy into instead. XD Also, watch me subvert both ‘comfort sex’ and ‘my fairytale’, because the sex isn’t comforting and the fairytale is just about dead. Muses, you fail. XD
Author’s Notes II: Also, yes, it really was inspired by all three prompts above. And the ELO album Balance of Power, to a certain extent, which was, well, angsty. Poor baby.
Summary: Bev goes to see Jeff about doing another ELO album and things, well, aren’t as they used to be.

( Don't Walk Away, Don't Say Goodbye )

Title: Pack
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: The Chaser/AusComedy RPS
Starring: werewolf!Chas Licciardello, werewolf!Adam Hills, werewolf!Wil Anderson
Pairings: Adam/Chas, implied Adam/Wil and Chas/Andrew
Word Count: 1,952
Prompt: 009 – Hideaway for citrus_taste (table); 038- You Got Lucky (Lime Table)
Previous: One (Once Bitten, Twice Shy); Two (Alpha Male)
Warnings: werewolf smut mostly
Rating: FRM
Disclaimer: Not true in any way, shape or form.
Author’s Notes: *sighs* And I thought I had enough serial fics. Apparently I was wrong. XD Also, woo, one prompt from each table. I rawk. XD
Summary: Chas runs until another werewolf pack finds him, and their reaction isn’t quite what he expects, as grateful as he is for their hospitality.

( Pack )

Title: Alpha Male
Author: sashataakheru
Fandom: The Chaser (RPS) AU
Starring: werewolf!Andrew Hansen, werewolf!Chas Licciardello
Pairings: Andrew/Chas
Word Count: 1,517
Prompt: 013 – Doggie Style (Kink Table) (Table) // ‘full moon’ for dailyprompt (dreamwidth)
Warnings: implied m/m and werewolf/werewolf sex, violence
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: Complete work of fiction. Not true in any way shape or form.
Author’s Notes: Set mid-1997. Sequel to Once Bitten, Twice Shy. ...OHSHI- I think I have another serial fic. XD
Summary: Chas is getting used to being a werewolf, though Andrew does his best to curb some of the more instinctual aspects of his wolf mind in order to keep him safe. However, Chas finds himself distracted and things go from bad to worse.

( Alpha Male )

Title: Mellow Jam
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: AusComedy
Characters: Adam Hills, Hamish Blake
Pairings: Adam/Hamish
Prompt: #4 Biting for 50kinkyways
Word Count: 466
Warnings: biting
Rating: FRM
Disclaimer: I don’t know them, not associated with them, just a slashy fangirl admirer with a very active imagination.
Author's Notes: Fwuffy post-200th show smut. :D
Summary: After filming a truly epic 200th show, Hamish finds time to distract Adam just a little in celebration.

( Mellow Jam )

Title: Now You’re Mine
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: The Chaser/AusComedy RPS
Starring: Wil Anderson, girl!Craig Reucassel, Adam Hills
Pairings: Craig/Wil/Adam, Wil/Adam, Craig/Adam, Craig/Wil, implied Adam/Hamish and Craig/Hamish
Word Count: 1,175
Prompt: 0015 – Dominatrix for citrus_taste  (table)
Warnings: bondage/BDSM themes
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: Not true in any way, shape or form.
Author’s Notes: ...Wil suggested it and Craig ran with it. Totes not my fault. XD
Summary: In some unnamed European country, Wil and Adam bow at the feet of their Mistress.

( Now You're Mine )

Title: Bleed Like Me
Author: sashataakheru
Fandom: No Doubt (RPS) AU
Starring: vampire!Tony Kanal, Gwen Stefani, Tom Dumont
Pairings: Tony/Gwen, implied Tony/Tom
Word Count: 1,067
Prompt: 042 – Vampirism (Kink Table) (table)
Warnings: smut, bloodplay, death
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: Complete work of fiction. Not true in any way shape or form.
Author’s Notes: Ehh, vamp!Tony is from an unfinished epic 130k fic I started 5+ years ago. Gwen/Tony is pretty much the only het OTP I have. XD
Summary: Vampire!Tony broods before deciding to go after Gwen one last time.

( Bleed Like Me )

Unlocked a bunch of fic. Most stuff barring Chaser fic (and a few things no one needs to see - I really should make them private) is now public.

Why? So I don't have to think so much about whether or not I have to flock when posting shit. My brain power is being taken up with other things at the moment, and I cbf remembering this stuff.

Lazy Sasha is lazy, I know, okay?

Though. Anything written for citrus_taste will be public. I say that cos I plan to write moar Chaser fic for that, so yeah. Amongst all the other fandoms I plan to write for that table. XD

Title: Once Bitten, Twice Shy
Author: sashataakheru
Fandom: The Chaser (RPS)
Starring: werewolf!Andrew Hansen, werewolf!Chas Licciardello
Pairing: Andrew/Chas
Rating: FRAO
Word Count: 1,431
Prompt: 034 - Animalistic (kink table) (table)
Warnings: werewolf/werewolf sex (...does that count as bestiality? XD)
Disclaimer: Complete work of fiction. Not true in any way shape or form.
Author's Notes: Set ~1996. Continues on from a werewolf AU I wrote some time ago. Also, this is as close to furry as I get. Srsly. XD Also, this somewhat makes up for all the Chas/dog references that were littered throughout the War. And yes, before you ask, my werewolf canon is weird. I know, okay? XD
Summary: Andrew, newly transformed into his werewolf form, catches the scent of another werewolf on the breeze and goes to see who’s on his patch.

( Once Bitten, Twice Shy )

Title: Sweet Dreams
Author: sashataakheru
Fandom: The Move (RPS)
Starring: Jeff Lynne, Roy Wood
Pairings: Jeff/Roy
Word Count: 1,380
Prompt: 022 – Honey Dust (Kink Table) for citrus_taste (Table)
Warnings: drug use, smut, hallucinations etc.
Rating: FRM
Disclaimer: Complete work of fiction. Not true in any way shape or form. ‘Night of Fear’ lyrics belong to The Move.
Author’s Notes: …I first read Honey Dust as a reference to acid/psychedelic drugs and wrote this fic based on that assumption before learning Honey Dust was actually edible body powder. Sorry. XD
Summary: Written while listening to too much Prodigy and Idle Race songs, Roy coaxes Jeff into dropping some acid with him, and the experience isn’t one he’ll forget in a hurry. Set early 1970; Jeff’s POV.

( Sweet Dreams )

Title: Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: The Chaser RPS/Neon Genesis Evangelion
Starring: Chris Taylor, Gendou Ikari, Shinji Ikari,
Pairings: Gendou/Chris
Word Count: 737
Prompt: 048 – Imprisonment/Captivity for citrus_taste (Table)
Warnings: mpreg, buttsex
Rating: FRM
Disclaimer: Not true in any way, shape or form.
Author’s Notes: After a conversation with a friend about whiny characters, I proposed that Shinji was the lovechild of Chris and Gendou, as Chris is possibly the most pathetically whiny man ever. XD
Summary: Chris was a poor rentboy living on the streets until Gendou takes him in.

( Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained )

Like I need another of these. But srsly, the prompts are awesome. XD

So citrus_taste smut challenge thingumie.

Planning to write in pretty much every RPS fandom I've written in, so expect a nice grab-bag of smut. Yes, this includes politician slash. You've been warned. >:P

I'll probably finish off a few prompts I didn't get to write for the Porn Battle a while back while I'm at it. Also have plans for sparkly!vampire!Craig sex and werewolf!Chas/werewolf!Andrew sex, amongst other things. XD

NB: Only Chaser fic written for this table will be posted publicly; the rest will remain flocked.

Kink-tastic table:

001. Comfort Sex** ELO - Jeff Lynne/Bev Bevan	002. Table	003. Flavored Lube	004. Bathtub Playtime	005. Body Oil/Paints
006. The Net	007. Movie Scene Re-enactment	008. Shower Sex	009. Hideaway* The Chaser - Chas Liccardello/Andrew Hansen	010. To the Hilt AusPolitics - Turnbull/Pyne/Abbott/Hockey/Rudd
011. Blindfold	012. Vanilla	013. Doggie-Style The Chaser - Chas Licciardello/Andrew Hansen	014. Food Fetish	015. Dominatrix AusComedy - Craig Reucassel/Adam Hills/Wil Anderson
016. Toys	017. Virginal	018. Waterproof The Chaser - Charles Firth/Andrew Hansen	019. Knife Play	020. Vibrator
021. Choker	022. Honey Dust ELO - Jeff Lynne/Roy Wood	023. Medical Play	024. Spanking	025. Fingering
026. Harems	027. Orgasm Denial The Chaser - Andrew Hansen/Chris Taylor	028. Anonymous The Chaser - girl!Craig Reucassel/Andrew Hansen	029. Rim Job	030. Harness
031. Costumes	032. Anal Sex	033. Double-Penetration	034. Animalistic The Chaser - Chas Licciardello/Andrew Hansen	035. Blow Job/Going Down
036. Threesome	037. Grinding	038. Pornography	039. Position 69	040. Biting
041. BDSM AusPolitics - Malcolm Turnbull/Tony Abbott/Christopher Pyne	042. Vampirism No Doubt - Tony Kanal/Gwen Stefani	043. Tantric Sex	044. Masturbation	045. Voyeruism
046. Lap Dance	047. In Public ELO - Jeff Lynne/Bev Bevan/Roy Wood	048. Imprisonment/Captivity The Chaser/Neon Genesis - Gendou Ikari/Chris Taylor	049. Leather	050. Wildcard

* Also written for prompt 038 - You Got Lucky from the lime table of citrus_taste
** Also written for prompt 024 - My Fairytale from the lime table of citrus_taste

Title: Bread and Circuses
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: The Chaser/AusComedy/etc RPS
Starring: Ross Noble, Wil Anderson, Ray Martin, Julian Morrow (clown), Chas Licciardello (clown), Craig Reucassel (jelly wrestling), Andrew Hansen (jelly wrestling), Charles Firth (ring master), Jay and Sasha (being evil, naturally. :P)
Pairings: Ray/?, Craig/Andrew, Wil/Ross, Julian/Chas
Word Count: 1,718
Prompt: 'Ray Martin Fights a Pig, now with bonus meta', thanks to Jay. :P
Warnings: smut, Ray Martin fighting something.
Rating: FRM
Disclaimer: Not true in any way, shape or form. For srs.
Author’s Notes: Jay’s fault again. XD Though I apologise in advance for the lack of pig. I hope this makes up for it though. :P
Summary: It’s the big night again. The people have come from miles to see just what Ray Martin will fight next…

( Bread And Circuses )

Title: Confusion
Author: sashataakheru
Fandom: …thenewno2/Jeff Lynne? IDK. XD
Starring: Jeff Lynne, Dhani Harrison
Pairings: Jeff/Dhani, implied Jeff/George Harrison
Word Count: 1,625
Prompt: 'Jeff Lynne/Dhani Harrison, celebration, champagne, bubbles' for the Porn Battle@Dreamwidth
Warnings: smut
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: Complete work of fiction. Not true in any way shape or form.
Author’s Notes: The problem with writing fic for people no one else does is the lack of distinct fandom boundaries. XD Also, I wasn’t expecting this to get angsty, though considering it’s Jeff/Dhani, I really should’ve seen it coming. XD
Author’s Notes II: Also, this was just begging to be turned into fic. Srsly. XD N’aww, Dhani. :P
Summary: After a successful Coachella debut, Jeff goes to congratulate Dhani on his performance and their already complicated relationship takes a new turn.

( Confusion )

Title: Smoke and Mirrors
Author: sashataakheru
Fandom: AusComedy
Starring: Adam Hills, Wil Anderson, Wil’s cat
Pairings: Adam/Wil
Word Count: 1,075
Prompt: 'Adam Hills/Wil Anderson, handcuffs, leather, corsets, cats, sleeping' for the Porn Battle VIII@Dreamwidth
Warnings: smut, bondage
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: Complete work of fiction. Not true in any way shape or form
Author’s Notes: I like to think I’ve achieved greatness now that I’ve finally immortalised the story of Wil’s cat sleeping on his groin into fiction.
Summary: Wil isn’t surprised that Adam’s teasing him again. What’s more surprising is the way he does it and the reward he gets for it.

( Smoke and Mirrors )