Title: Confusion
Author: sashataakheru
Fandom: …thenewno2/Jeff Lynne? IDK. XD
Starring: Jeff Lynne, Dhani Harrison
Pairings: Jeff/Dhani, implied Jeff/George Harrison
Word Count: 1,625
Prompt: 'Jeff Lynne/Dhani Harrison, celebration, champagne, bubbles' for the Porn Battle@Dreamwidth
Warnings: smut
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: Complete work of fiction. Not true in any way shape or form.
Author’s Notes: The problem with writing fic for people no one else does is the lack of distinct fandom boundaries. XD Also, I wasn’t expecting this to get angsty, though considering it’s Jeff/Dhani, I really should’ve seen it coming. XD
Author’s Notes II: Also, this was just begging to be turned into fic. Srsly. XD N’aww, Dhani. :P
Summary: After a successful Coachella debut, Jeff goes to congratulate Dhani on his performance and their already complicated relationship takes a new turn.

( Confusion )

Title: Smoke and Mirrors
Author: sashataakheru
Fandom: AusComedy
Starring: Adam Hills, Wil Anderson, Wil’s cat
Pairings: Adam/Wil
Word Count: 1,075
Prompt: 'Adam Hills/Wil Anderson, handcuffs, leather, corsets, cats, sleeping' for the Porn Battle VIII@Dreamwidth
Warnings: smut, bondage
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: Complete work of fiction. Not true in any way shape or form
Author’s Notes: I like to think I’ve achieved greatness now that I’ve finally immortalised the story of Wil’s cat sleeping on his groin into fiction.
Summary: Wil isn’t surprised that Adam’s teasing him again. What’s more surprising is the way he does it and the reward he gets for it.

( Smoke and Mirrors )

Title: Slow Burn
Author: sashataakheru
Fandom: Traveling Wilburys
Starring: Jeff Lynne, George Harrison
Pairings: Jeff/George
Word Count: 790
Prompt: 'Jeff Lynne/George Harrison, silence, moonlight, stars' for the Porn battle@Dreamwidth
Warnings: er, smut?
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: Complete work of fiction. Not true in any way shape or form.
Author’s Notes: Set at some undetermined point between 1987 and 1989. I wasn’t given the luxury of a specific date.
Summary: Jeff and George just want to escape for a while and let the isolated night hide them.

( Slow Burn )

Title: Dollhouse
Author: sashataakheru
Fandom: First Tuesday Book Club RPS
Starring: Jennifer Byrne, Marieke Hardy
Pairings: Jennifer/Marieke
Word Count: 1,070
Prompt: 'Jennifer Byrne/Marieke Hardy, dolls, shackles, spanking' for the Porn Battle@Dreamwidth
Warnings: caning, bondage themes
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: Complete work of fiction. Not true in any way shape or form.
Author’s Notes: Tried to write this before, but failed miserably. This is not only better but also finished. XD Initially inspired by Marieke commenting that Jennifer locks her in a room and beats her. My brain did the rest. XD
Summary: Marieke is a doll, shackled in her house as she waits for her mistress to come and play with her.

( Dollhouse )

Title: Yours, Mine, Ours
Author: sashataakheru
Fandom: AusComedy?
Starring: Wil Anderson, Marieke Hardy, Hamish Blake
Pairings: Wil/Hamish, Marieke/Hamish, Marieke/Wil, Wil/Hamish/Marieke, implied Hamish/Adam Hills
Word Count: 1,073
Prompt: 'Wil Anderson/Hamish Blake/Marieke Hardy, dominance, ownership, submission' for ze Porn battle VIII@Dreamwidth
Warnings: bondage, flogging, cock-sucking.
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: Complete work of fiction. Not true in any way shape or form.
Author’s Notes: It really did take a while to write this threesome, didn’t it? Sorry. XD
Summary: Marieke was always convinced her claim for Hamish Blake had been stronger than Wil’s, but Wil wasn’t prepared to go completely silently.

( Yours, Mine, Ours )

Title: Little White Lies
Author: sashataakheru
Fandom: The Chaser/AusPolitics
Starring: Craig Reucassel, Tony Abbott
Pairings: Tony/Craig, implied (very vaguely) Craig/Julian
Word Count: 1,367
Prompt: 'Tony Abbott/Craig Reucassel, secrets' for Porn Battle VIII@Dreamwidth
Warnings: er, rough sex?
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: Complete work of fiction. Not true in any way shape or form
Author’s Notes: …Should I be disturbed I managed to get these two to cooperate enough to write this? XD
Summary: set some point in 2009, Tony Abbott calls on his old fuckbuddy for the first time since the 2007 Election.

( Little White Lies )

Title: Demon Slayer
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: AusPolitics
Characters: Joe Hockey, Kevin Rudd
Pairings: implied Kevin/Joe
Prompt: #16 I want to break you. (for un_love_you); ‘death and glory’ for dailyprompt
Word Count: 340
Warnings: er, overly melodramatic language? XD
Rating: FRT
Disclaimer: I don’t know them, not associated with them, just a political junkie and slasher who watches Question Time obsessively.
Table: http://wolfanfics.livejournal.com/49562.html
Author's Notes: John Safran is responsible for the vampire!Rudd idea.
Summary: Joe declaring his crusade in light of the current financial crisis.

( Demon Slayer )

Three untitled ficlets. Posted together cos they're so short. And I'm lazy. XD

Title: Untitled
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: AusPolitics
Characters: Kevin Rudd, Joe Hockey
Pairings: Kevin/Joe
Prompt: #19.This isn't about you at all.
Word Count: 231
Rating: FRT
Disclaimer: I don’t know them, not associated with them, just a political junkie and slasher who watches Question Time obsessively.
Table: Here.
Author's Notes: Random little ficlet thing.
Summary: The words Joe could never say to Kevin.

( Prompt 19 - This Isn't About You At All )


Title: Untitled
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: AusPolitics
Characters: Kevin Rudd, Joe Hockey
Pairings: Kevin/Joe
Prompt: #14. I'm awake and you're breathing.
Word Count: 283
Warnings: little bit of bad language
Rating: FRT
Disclaimer: I don’t know them, not associated with them, just a political junkie and slasher who watches Question Time obsessively.
Table: Here.
Author's Notes: None, save I fail at titling ficlet-y drabbles. XD
Summary: In some far away rented room, Kevin muses and tries to sleep while Joe sleeps beside him.

( prompt 14 -- I'm Awake And You're Breathing )


Title: Untitled
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: AusPolitics
Characters: Joe Hockey, Kevin Ruddl
Pairings: Kevin/Joe
Prompt: #13 I want to hurt you.
Word Count: 264
Warnings: bondage themes, bad language
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: I don’t know them, not associated with them, just a political junkie and slasher who watches Question Time obsessively.
Table: Here.
Author's Notes: Thank fuck for something that isn’t an angsty internal monologue. XD though given the reference which this is based around, this is set, oh, now-ish. Maybe a bit later tonight. Something like that. :P
Summary: Kevin tries to convince Joe to help him pass their $42bn stimulation package.

( Prompt 13 -- I Want To Hurt You )

Title: Icon Wars
Author: sashataakheru
Multifandom: The Chaser/CNNNNverse/Spicks & Specks/Egyptian Mythology/Mock The Week/The Lion King/of Montreal/JJJ/Garbage/James Bond/ABC Newscaff/MS Office/Doctor Who/The Legend of Zelda/metafandom
Starring: 3D Clippit, Andrew Hansen, Charles Firth, Chas Liccardello, Chris Taylor, Craig Reucassel, Dom Knight, Julian Morrow; Adam Hills, Adminch Bunny, Admish Bunny, Hamish Blake, Tim Minchin; Aset, Djehuty, Heru-sa-aset, Sobek, Wepwawet; Dara O Briain, Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard's leg; Kevin Barnes, robot!Shirley Manson, Shirley Manson; Marieke Hardy, Myf Warhurst; Tony Jones. Zira; Mistress Ibdjehuty; The Dot, F1, Office Logo, Merlin, Mother Nature, Links, and Rocky (the other Office XP Office Assistants); references to Google, anti-virus programs and Daleks
Pairings: 3D Clippit/Adam Hills; Adminch Bunny/Admish Bunny; Andrew Hansen/Aset; Charles Firth/Chas Liccardello; Chris Taylor/ cnnnn wank; CNNNN newsbar/Craig Reucassel; Dara O Briain/Djehuty; Dom Knight/Frankie Boyle; Hamish Blake/Heru-sa-aset; Hugh Dennis/Julian Morrow; Kevin Barnes/Marieke Hardy; Mistress Ibdjehuty/Myf Warhurst; Pathetic Christmas lights/robot!Shirley Manson; Russell Howard's leg/Shirley Manson; Sobek/The Chaser logo; Tim Minchin/Tony Jones; Volvox/Wepwawet; Winged human rebel flag/Zira; Adam/Hamish and implied Adam/Tim, as well as the usual Andrew/Charles and Julian/Chas that appear in any fic by default now. XD
Word Count: 6,184/11,506
Parts: 2/2 [Part One]
Warnings: CRACKCRACKCRACK. 8D
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: I don’t know them, not associated with them, just a slashy fangirl admirer with a very active imagination
Author’s Notes: Based on that icon meme where you take the people/characters in your icons, pair them alphabetically and write fic. Just, er, I got a little carried away. XD Also, (80s!)gamer!Andrew has eaten my soul. I apologise. XD
Summary: Ebil!Dara has unleashed an ebil virus onto the internet, and it’s up to Andrew, Adam, Hamish, and their allies, to destroy it and save the internet from very certain destruction. D:

( Icon Wars )

This is a charming and far longer than necessary fic. And it's public because, well, it's just that awesome. XD

Title: Icon Wars
Author: sashataakheru
Multifandom: The Chaser/CNNNNverse/Spicks & Specks/Egyptian Mythology/Mock The Week/The Lion King/of Montreal/JJJ/Garbage/James Bond/ABC Newscaff/MS Office/Doctor Who/The Legend of Zelda/metafandom
Starring: 3D Clippit, Andrew Hansen, Charles Firth, Chas Liccardello, Chris Taylor, Craig Reucassel, Dom Knight, Julian Morrow; Adam Hills, Adminch Bunny, Admish Bunny, Hamish Blake, Tim Minchin; Aset, Djehuty, Heru-sa-aset, Sobek, Wepwawet; Dara O Briain, Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard's leg; Kevin Barnes, robot!Shirley Manson, Shirley Manson; Marieke Hardy, Myf Warhurst; Tony Jones. Zira; Mistress Ibdjehuty; The Dot, F1, Office Logo, Merlin, Mother Nature, Links, and Rocky (the other Office XP Office Assistants); references to Google, anti-virus programs and Daleks
Pairings: 3D Clippit/Adam Hills; Adminch Bunny/Admish Bunny; Andrew Hansen/Aset; Charles Firth/Chas Liccardello; Chris Taylor/ cnnnn wank; CNNNN newsbar/Craig Reucassel; Dara O Briain/Djehuty; Dom Knight/Frankie Boyle; Hamish Blake/Heru-sa-aset; Hugh Dennis/Julian Morrow; Kevin Barnes/Marieke Hardy; Mistress Ibdjehuty/Myf Warhurst; Pathetic Christmas lights/robot!Shirley Manson; Russell Howard's leg/Shirley Manson; Sobek/The Chaser logo; Tim Minchin/Tony Jones; Volvox/Wepwawet; Winged human rebel flag/Zira; Adam/Hamish and implied Adam/Tim, as well as the usual Andrew/Charles and Julian/Chas that appear in any fic by default now. XD
Word Count: 5,322/11,506
Parts: 1/2
Warnings: CRACKCRACKCRACK. 8D
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: I don’t know them, not associated with them, just a slashy fangirl admirer with a very active imagination
Author’s Notes: Based on that icon meme where you take the people/characters in your icons, pair them alphabetically and write fic. Just, er, I got a little carried away. XD Also, (80s!)gamer!Andrew has eaten my soul. I apologise. XD
Summary: Ebil!Dara has unleashed an ebil virus onto the internet, and it’s up to Andrew, Adam, Hamish, and their allies, to destroy it and save the internet from very certain destruction. D:

( Icon Wars )

So it's not one of my usual fandoms, but I'm counting it, dammit. XD

So, random keyboard!slash fics. Just so I have them all in one place for easy linkage, should anyone else want some lulz.

Moar to add when I get home. Stay tuned.

( Fic The First -- CAPSLOCK-lowercase )

( Fic The Second -- Shift-CAPSLOCK )

( Fic The Third -- /-Right Shift )

( Fic The Fourth -- Insert-Backspace )

( Fic The Fifth -- Ctrl-Alt-Del )

Title: The King Is Dead
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: AusPolitics
Starring: Kevin Rudd, Joe Hockey
Pairings: Kevin/Joe
Prompt: #12 I'm drunk for un_love_you
Word Count: 412
Warnings: long rambly drunken sentences, threats of violence, swearing
Rating: FRM
Disclaimer: I don’t know them, not associated with them, just a political junkie and slasher who watches Question Time obsessively.
Table: http://wolfanfics.livejournal.com/49562.html
Author's Notes: It's not proper Shakespeare, but fuck it, Joe seems happy enough with it. XD
Author's Notes II: Also, apologies for distinct lack of plot. They seem to have decided that rambling internal monologues are the order of the day. XD
Summary: Joe's pissed and a little angry about Rudd gallivanting off around the globe.

( The King Is Dead )

Title: Hanging On
Author: sashataakheru
Fandom: The Chaser RPS
Starring: Charles Firth, Andrew Hansen
Pairings: Charles/Andrew
Word Count: 721
Warnings: dark themes, almost-death!fic, angst, implied attempted suicide and drug use.
Rating: FRM
Disclaimer: I don’t know them, not associated with them, just a slashy fangirl admirer with a very active imagination.
Author's Notes: Inspired by this: “Charles and Andrew's love life is similarly dismal.” -- from here. Aww, accidental slash FTW! XD
Author's Notes II: Why, yes, I am going through a Charles/Andrew obsession right now. Whatever gave you that idea? :P
Summary: Charles/Andrew uni-era fic (circa 1996). Andrew's dying and struggles to hang on for the one man he loves the most. Andrew's POV.

( Hanging On )

Title: The Opposite of Democracy
Author: sashataakheru
Fandom: Australian Labor Party
Starring: Verity Firth, Tanya Plibersek
Pairing: Verity/Tanya, Federal ALP/NSW ALP (in a metaphorical sense if you care to see it that way :P)
Disclaimer: Not true. In any way, shape or form.
Warnings: kink, bondage themes, smut
Word Count: 649
Rating: FRAO
Author's Notes I: I'm so sorry, Charles. I was nagged until I gave in. Please forgive me. And you can stop giving me that amused look. It’s not funny. >:(
Author’s Notes II: …It was supposed to be the other way around, but dammit, Verity wanted to Domme something chronic and didn’t let me say no. XD
Summary: Um, I'm going to hell. Tanya/Verity kink slash. XD

( The Opposite of Democracy )

Title: Taken For A Ride
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: AusPolitics
Characters: Kevin Rudd, Joe Hockey
Pairings: Kevin/Joe
Prompt: #02 I was wrong about you
Word Count: 413
Warnings: angst, angst and more angst, with a touch of swearing.
Rating: FRM
Disclaimer: I don’t know them, not associated with them, just a political junkie and slasher who watches Question Time obsessively.
Table: Right here
Author's Notes: Initially started as a drabble on a writing forum of mine, but Joe wasn’t quite done with it yet.
Summary: Joe receives a letter and it’s not a particularly happy one. No, I don’t know what triggered this. Joe just started talking and I couldn’t stop him. D:

( Taken For A Ride )

Title: Wounded Dogs
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: AusPolitics (ie RPF)
Starring: Kevin Rudd (ALP), Joe Hockey (LIB), Tony Abbott (LIB), John Howard (LIB), Peter Costello (LIB) even gets a mention
Pairings: implied past Kevin/Joe
Prompt: #9 – Always wondered what this'd be like
Word Count: 637
Rating: FRM - swearing
Disclaimer: I don’t know them, not associated with them, just a political junkie and slasher who watches Question Time obsessively.
Table: Right here
Author's Notes: ALP = Australian Labor Party, traditionally left-wing party. LIB = Liberal Party, conservative right-wing party. Also, I wasn't intentionally trying to include the prompt verbatim in here, that's just how it wrote itself.
Summary: Post-2007 Election fallout angst. Hockey's POV.
( Wounded Dogs )

Fic Challenge: un_love_you
Fandom: AusPolitics
Pairing: Rudd/Hockey
Reason: Ohh, the angst! XD
un_love_you tags: rpf, rpf: kevin/joe

01.	You were right about me.	02.	I was wrong about you.	03.	This cancels out the hurt.
04.	I need to want you.	05.	You can be like me.	06.	I want to need you.
07.	Prove it.	08.	I'm cruel.	09.	Always wondered what this'd be like.
10.	I'm broken.	11.	Thought I needed this.	12.	I'm drunk.
13.	I want to hurt you.	14.	I'm awake and you're breathing.	15.	This is my desperation in action.
16.	I want to break you.	17.	Wish I didn't love you.	18.	I pity you.
19.	This isn't about you at all.	20.	I hate you, you bitch.	21.	You'll do.
22.	I hate myself.	23.	You remind me of me.	24.	I want you to hate me.
25.	You remind me of someone.	26.	I can be like you.	27.	Author's Choice.
28.	Author's Choice.	29.	Author's Choice.	30.	Author's Choice.

Yes, finally getting around to this table. I'm claiming Chris Taylor/Craig Reucassel instead of Adam Hills because I think the prompts fit Chris and Craig better.

Scratch that. Chris has demanded I change to Chris/Andrew. That bastard has been withholding plotbunnies to make me agree. So now it's Chris/Andrew, with small references to Craig every now and then. *sighs* I hope they're happy now.

Scratch that again, it's become Chris/Craig/Andrew. *sighs*

All entries flocked.

tag:
rps chris/craig/andrew

1.	Moan	2.	Writhe	3.	Satin	4.	Lube	5.	Ring
6.	Restraints	7.	Feather	8.	Leather	9.	Massage	10.	Candle Wax
11.	Ice	12.	Oil	13.	Thrust	14.	Breast	15.	Throat
16.	Taut	17.	Supple	18.	Strained	19.	Whisper	20.	Lick
21.	Kiss	22.	Blindfold	23.	Handcuffs	24.	"Toys"	25.	Orgy
26.	Corset	27.	Scent	28.	Dominant	29.	Submissive	30.	Kinky
31.	Erection	32.	Champagne	33.	Cuddle	34.	Foreplay	35.	Intercourse
36.	Afterglow	37.	Cherries	38.	Fingers	39.	Suckle	40.	Virgins
41.	Sluts	42.	Relationships	43.	Talking Dirty	44.	Sweet Nothings	45.	Proposition
46.	Bottom	47.	Top	48.	Cunning	49.	Heart	50.	Heated
51.	Lips	52.	Role Play*	53.	Threesome	54.	Self-Love	55.	Voyeur
56.	Cyber*	57.	Phone Encounter	58.	Strangers	59.	Best Friends	60.	Enemies
61.	Slick	62.	Wet	63.	Deep	64.	Dirty	65.	Bad
66.	Wrong	67.	WC: Rituals	68.	WC: Trust	69.	WC: Purity

* Prompts 52 and 56 written in one single fic, rather than two separate fics.